Tuesday, May 27, 2008

How To Spend Your Tax Rebate Patriotically

The Federal Government is sending each of us a $600 rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we buy a computer, It will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car, it will go to Japan.
If we purchase useless crap,it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US.

So...do your patriotic duty...as often as possible.

Badaboom Badabiing...

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Monday, May 12, 2008

News Flash...Hillary Busted

Rumors have been circulating for years now. Some have dismissed them...some have believed them...and some have wondered if they're true.

For those who were on the fence, wonder no more.

Badabing, ever the intrepid photographer, snapped this photo of the unsuspecting senator with her fly open in a West Virginia men's room this weekend. And, as we all know, the camera does not lie.

There...now it's out.

I must say I am impressed she can do it hands-free...that's quite manly.

I do wonder though...does Bill know?

Badaboom Badabing...