Saturday, March 10, 2007

Brooklyn Tony on Math

Brooklyn Tony returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

"Why?" asks the father.

"Da teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,' I said '6,'" replies TONY.

"But dat's right!" says his dad.

"Yeah, but den she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"

"What's da f---ing difference?" asks the father.

"Dat's what I said!"

2 comments:

Duke_of_Earle said...

Sounds right to me. Both the math and the logic of the question.

John

kenju said...

Badabing, thanks for the visit and comment. It is very sad when a restaurant like that closes. The business I am talking about failed because the son who inherited it couldn't keep his pants zipped and because he was trying to impress the big guns around here and spent too much money doing it. He got to a point where he had no credit and couldn't stock his business because no supplier would front him any stock. He had no $$, so the place got more and more empty. It makes me mad to know that the place his mom and dad worked so hard for has gone up in smoke (so to speak). It only took about 5 years for that to happen, after 70 years of success.