Tuesday, August 07, 2007

The Naked Cowboy

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"

The cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her... so I did."

"Then what?" asked the sheriff.

"Well, we go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... so I did."

"Then what?" the sheriff asks again.

"Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... so I did."

"And then what?" the sheriff asks a third time.

"Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts... so I did."

"And?" the sheriff urges him to continue.

"And then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy'... And here I am."


kenju said...

An oldie that bears repeating every now and then!

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Ah, the tale of the cowboy who was behind the door....

Hale McKay said...

A good one - the first time I heard it - it was Chester Goode and Miss Kitty from the old Gunsmoke TV show. and course it was Matt Dillon that he told "Miss Kitty told me to go to town - here I am!"