Brooklyn Tony returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"Da teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,' I said '6,'" replies TONY.
"But dat's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but den she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's da f---ing difference?" asks the father.
"Dat's what I said!"